You know how they say no snowflakes are alike? But they are all snowflakes! That’s not unlike marriage, every one has it’s quirks, but if you are wearing a ring on your left hand, you’ll relate to the below.

Marriage is basically peeing with the door open and not caring.

— Amber (@Amburglar_) October 16, 2013

All I want is for you to love me and let me put my cold feet on you. #nosocks #marriedpeopleissues

— Erica Boland (@OtherBolandGirl) March 29, 2016

[out in public]

Me: A kid is crying.

Wife: It's not one of ours.

[we fist bump]

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 13, 2015

When your husband opens chrome and types in "https://t.co/5hwdafaFh4" …everytime. #marriedpeopleissues

— Tiffany Roberts (@Trobet52) May 8, 2016

Trying to schedule my salon appt at just the right time to start a fight with my husband for not noticing my new haircut. #MarriedLife

— Meg B (@MegRunsSlowly) June 1, 2016

At least 10% of divorces can be avoided by buying bigger blankets

— X Alqee (@Xalqee) July 9, 2012

If at first you don't succeed maybe your wife will just do it for you from now on like that time I loaded the dishwasher.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 22, 2015

The best thing about being married is having someone who can tell you if something is disgusting or not…

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) February 24, 2016

Today's my husband's birthday, so…

*flips coin to see if I should shave above the knee*

— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) January 29, 2016

Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you get off your ass and do things.

— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) February 10, 2016

Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home.

— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) May 28, 2015

Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 30, 2015

Wife: Make the hotel reservation for date night.
Me: Hey, Hilton. Can you charge my card for a place my wife & I can go to sleep in at 9pm.

— Lance Burson (@lanceburson) January 29, 2016

.@daxshepard1 wasn't the first time it's been Googled on my phone.

— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) May 11, 2015

The hearing specialist my wife insisted I go see says my hearing is perfectly fine. My wife now insists I see a listening specialist.

— Lew Schneider (@notthatLew) June 1, 2016